1. Maybe you can try one of those for every note things you will push back your date! please?

    aph-rome:

    aph-rome:

    ….okay i will try it

    so my original planned suicide date was today, but i’ll set it back a week to give it a chance. so my current suicide date is 2nd August 2014. for every note this gets, i’ll push the date forward one day. i’ll do it to prove people dont actually care…

    why does this have notes…

    Because people care.

  2. erenyeagerbomb:

    scenario: the scouting legion goes outside the walls for a few months on a mission but they have no supplies to cut their hair with (theyre not going to use their swords for HAIRCUTTING, what if titans appear????) so. long hair. wavy hair. yesssss

    levi picks up the habit of running his hands thru his hair and scratching absentmindedly when hes irritated

    and jean’s hair-dying secret is revealed

    (via monsieurerwin)

  3. nico-diangelcakes:

    smaugchiefestofcalamities:

    eat-my-bitchcake:

    amostpeculiarwoman:

    sherlockedcannibal:

    thesituationalstudent:

    speechlessenglishmajor:

    calculatedmadness:

    empresspenguin:

    calculatedmadness:

    speechlessenglishmajor:

    calculatedmadness:

    speechlessenglishmajor:

    striderbeegood:

    ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

    BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA

    WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?  

    I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?

    WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR?  I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS!  SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!

    ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE

    I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER!  THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!

    PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?

    I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.

    Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie

    YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING GET WITH THE PROGRAM

    iTS BACK

    THEIR MOTHER DIED YOU IGNORANT SLUT

    IT SHOWS IT IN THE PREQUEL MOVIE GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT

    (Source: snowqueenelsa, via ahmylegs)

    lesbeeanmovie:

    greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

    "sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

    (Source: kaliskadyami, via ahmylegs)

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  5. nico-diangelcakes:

    nico-diangelcakes:

    So i have this giant pencil right

    image

    I think we all know where this is going.

    image

    the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

    (via ahmylegs)

  6. crowleylovelykingofhell:

    carryonmy-assbutt:

    fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

    oeve-at-221b:

    my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

    albus—tumbledore:

    32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

    What?

    nobody say a word

    we know who to trust now

    we all know

    (Source: maastrictian, via ahmylegs)

    potentkiid:

    iamawinrar:

    believersneverdie5:

    FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    Holy shit

    I just jizzed.. A lil bit

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAH

    (Source: thatmovieguydoe, via ahmylegs)